{"product_id":"we-believe-decal","title":"We Believe Decal","description":"\u003cp\u003eNEW ACHIEVEMENT! Neighborhood Menace!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ve put a sticker on your car, laptop, or other surface publicly announcing that you are, without question, the most unhinged person on the block. Somewhere nearby another Crawler just whispered, “Holy shit. One of us!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Features*\u003cbr\u003e- Approx. 6 x 4.5 inches (images show approximate size; measure on your intended surface to make sure you're happy with the size)\u003cbr\u003e- Satin finish \u003cbr\u003e- UV protective laminate adds durability against the elements\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Four Options To Choose From*\u003cbr\u003eAll options end with \"They will not break us\" as a nod to the community found within the Princess Posse, their allies, as well as between you and your other freaky neighbors. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE CLASSICS: \u003cbr\u003eMongo is appalled\u003cbr\u003eThis is an outrage\u003cbr\u003eMama needs a night off\u003cbr\u003eAAAAHHHHH!\u003cbr\u003eGlurp, glurp!\u003cbr\u003eThey will not break us\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDONUT'S WORDS OF WISDOM: \u003cbr\u003eMongo is appalled\u003cbr\u003eThis is an outrage\u003cbr\u003eYou can never have too many hats\u003cbr\u003eBiscuits must be made\u003cbr\u003eIt's okay to be a work in progress\u003cbr\u003eThey will not break us\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePONY PARTY:\u003cbr\u003ePony is mama's special boy\u003cbr\u003eThere will be no more warm hugs\u003cbr\u003eAAAAHHHHHHH!\u003cbr\u003eAlways have a soda pop before byattle\u003cbr\u003eTexas is where cowboys live\u003cbr\u003eThey will not break us\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRATED R:\u003cbr\u003eBitches don't get rewards\u003cbr\u003eYou don't want double enthusiastic gonorrhea\u003cbr\u003eFuck the cheese sticks\u003cbr\u003eYou can't be held accountable for everything you've said to a stripper\u003cbr\u003eUnity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches\u003cbr\u003eThey will not break us\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink \u0026 Epic Press","offers":[{"title":"The Classics","offer_id":50591491522608,"sku":"DCC-DECAL-WEBELIEVE-CLASSICS","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Donut's Words of Wisdom","offer_id":50591491555376,"sku":"DCC-DECAL-WEBELIEVE-DONUT","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pony Party","offer_id":50591491588144,"sku":"DCC-DECAL-WEBELIEVE-PONY","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rated R","offer_id":50591491620912,"sku":"DCC-DECAL-WEBELIEVE-RATEDR","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/3606\/6352\/files\/DCC-decal-webelieve-0.jpg?v=1790215635","url":"https:\/\/inkandepicpress.myshopify.com\/products\/we-believe-decal","provider":"Ink \u0026 Epic Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}