We Believe Decal

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! Neighborhood Menace!

You’ve put a sticker on your car, laptop, or other surface publicly announcing that you are, without question, the most unhinged person on the block. Somewhere nearby another Crawler just whispered, “Holy shit. One of us!”

*Features*
- Approx. 6 x 4.5 inches (images show approximate size; measure on your intended surface to make sure you're happy with the size)
- Satin finish 
- UV protective laminate adds durability against the elements

*Four Options To Choose From*
All options end with "They will not break us" as a nod to the community found within the Princess Posse, their allies, as well as between you and your other freaky neighbors. 

THE CLASSICS: 
Mongo is appalled
This is an outrage
Mama needs a night off
AAAAHHHHH!
Glurp, glurp!
They will not break us

DONUT'S WORDS OF WISDOM: 
Mongo is appalled
This is an outrage
You can never have too many hats
Biscuits must be made
It's okay to be a work in progress
They will not break us

PONY PARTY:
Pony is mama's special boy
There will be no more warm hugs
AAAAHHHHHHH!
Always have a soda pop before byattle
Texas is where cowboys live
They will not break us

RATED R:
Bitches don't get rewards
You don't want double enthusiastic gonorrhea
Fuck the cheese sticks
You can't be held accountable for everything you've said to a stripper
Unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches
They will not break us